Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Dear Santa

I have tried my best to be really good this year so do you think, possibly, Santa old bean, that I could have a faster database for Christmas?  I've got a house full of consumer goods and don't need any more clothes or gizmos, so just something that will make my working life better and stop me swearing so much would be fab.

Thanks awfully,

Simon

1 comment:

Kolley Kibber said...

Santa says: "I got you socks, same as last year. And I've already loaded up the van - sorry, sleigh. So if you think I'm dragging the whole lot off again to find your bleeding package, mate, you've got another one coming. It's the ones like you that make this job a bleeding nightmare..."